She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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