How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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