Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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