guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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