I feel like abortions should bother me more
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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