i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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