HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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