Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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