I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize