she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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