Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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