you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Randomize
