Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
