dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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