So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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