do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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