I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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