Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
