All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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