well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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