Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Can Purell be used as lube?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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