he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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