I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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