i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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