So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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