Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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