It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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