I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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