haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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