You work out of a Hotel?
I cockslap morals
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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