Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Enjoy the penises
Dicks are not precious.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
