I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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