Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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