Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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