it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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