He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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