Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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