Umm I'm too high to move.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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