talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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