I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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