I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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