im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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