There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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