My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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