That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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