I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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