also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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