I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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