We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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