come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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