in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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