I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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