Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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