That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
