She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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