I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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