Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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